Exhibition 01 — Ongoing
welcome to
slop bowl
arena
Eight questions about the thing you assembled at 9:47pm and ate standing up. No recipes, no judgement — well, some judgement — and a printable poster of the verdict at the end.
Enter the arena
8 questions · ~90 seconds
Curatorial note
The bowl is the dominant art form of the modern evening. It requires no recipe, tolerates almost any ingredient, and reveals everything about the person who assembled it.
Slop Bowl Arena sorts entrants using a weighted eight-question instrument, with a documented tiebreak procedure. What it sorts you into stays behind the curtain until the end. It is scientific in the same way a horoscope is scientific, which is to say: it will be right about you and you will not enjoy it.
Begin the assessment